Part-time Princess by Pamela DuMond
(Ladies in Waiting #1)
Publication date: Spring 2014
Genres: Comedy, New Adult, Romance
Synopsis:
Two Princes are in love with her. Too bad she’s an imposter…
Hold tight to your tiara, grab your scepter and be prepared for the New Adult hilarious, modern-day romantic-comedy ride of your life!
Rated PG-13 and mildly R for:
Sexual innuendo.
Hot Guys.
Hot Guys who are Princes.
Flirting.
Romance.
The occasional naughty word.
The occasional naughty royal fantasy.
The occasional naughty deed.
Romance.
Castles.
Ladies-in-Waiting.
Parties!
Cocktails.
A puppy.
Gowns.
Intrigue.
Chocolate.
Champagne.
A Royal Wedding!
Comedy.
Sexiness.
More Romance.
And—a Happily-Ever-After Ending (Just not the way you expected it!)
Lucy Trabbicio’s a down-on-her-luck, young, American, former biker-bar cocktail waitress desperate to find a job. Lady Elizabeth Billingsley hires Lucy to travel to Fredonia, the tiny jewel of a country in the Alps, for ten days ‘tops’ to impersonate her.
Say what? How the heck is that going to happen?
In the mother of all makeovers, Elizabeth’s people teach Lucy how to dress, walk, talk, eat, be coiffed and even get naked like a European Lady.
The goal?
To keep Crown Prince Cristoph Timmel interested in Elizabeth until she finishes her unexpected, pressing personal business in the States.
But fate intervenes… Lucy meets and is wildly attracted to sexy, bad-boy Nick on the oh-so-long flights to Fredonia. Unfortunately for Lucy—Nick and Elizabeth have a hot sexual history, which Nick wants to immediately resume.
Prince Cristoph proposes marriage. What’s an imposter girl to do? Elizabeth insists that she’ll make it back home in time for the wedding. Lucy accepts Cristoph’s proposal and is on the fast track to becoming a Princess but continues to fall for the wrong Prince of Fredonia—Nick. When another tiny glitch arises—someone’s trying to kill her.
The only folks helping Lucy are her wild, party hard, take-no-prisoners Ladies-in-Waiting.
When the real Lady Elizabeth decides she’s not marrying Cristoph and never returning to Fredonia, Lucy’s faced with an uncomfortable decision—continue her deception, marry the prince she’s not in love with and live a dream life albeit without Nick, her dream guy? Or tell the truth and return to poverty and oblivion?
A modern day sexy fairy tale with romance, twists and turns, LOL moments, a few tears and an empowering ending.
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Pros and
Cons of being a Princess
by
Pamela
DuMond
Oh gosh there are so many pros and
cons of being a Princess.
Pros:
- Someone will help you with your hair and makeup.
- You’ll probably score a tiara and some royal bling.
- You probably won’t have to drive your own car in rotten traffic.
- You probably won’t have to take your car to the carwash, a smog check, or even an oil change.
- No need to flip off someone who cuts you off in traffic.
- Someone will coach you on how to take a decent picture.
- You’ll be drinking some primo bubbly and booze.
- You most likely have a private screening room for to watch movies and TV shows before they are released to the public.
- Most of your food will be top notch.
- Charities! You can make appearances to support approved charities and make a difference in someone’s life as well as the world.
- You get to have Ladies-in-Waiting!
- Hopefully you fall in love with a handsome prince.
Cons:
- Bye-bye privacy.
- Paparazzi – Blech.
- Wardrobe malfunctions: how many times has Duchess Kate had photos taken of her behind when her skirt flew up during a windy day?
- Stuffy, boring state dinners.
- You’ll have to be more conscious about censoring words before they trip out of your mouth.
- God forbid you trip and fall in public. It will most likely be captured for the world to see.
- Gossip sites will constantly speculate that you are sporting a baby bump when you simply ate too much pizza.
- One of your ‘fake friends’ will upload a photo of you doing something stupid on Instagram.
- Chances are you’ll become more conscious of things like pimples and gaining weight.
- Your ‘handlers’ will most likely insist you walk in high heels and perhaps wear odd hats.
- If you’re born into a royal family you’re going to have to worry about who wants to date you and why.
- If you marry into a royal family you’re going to have to hope your husband’s not cheating with his former (cough) girlfriend behind your back or even a pretty maid.
- Groveling. You’ll have to grovel and suck up to the King and Queen.
- You’ll have to attend a fair share of incredibly boring royal functions.
- People will complain about everything you do or don’t do.
- Until you pop out a royal heir, the press will constantly speculate about when you will pop out a royal heir.
- Possible assassination attempts.
Thanks
so much for hosting me on your blog -- I know that Book! I hope you
enjoy Part-time Princess (Ladies-in-Waiting) – a NA romantic comedy.
AUTHOR BIO
Pamela DuMond is the author who discovered Erin Brockovich’s life story, thought it would make a great movie and pitched it to ‘Hollywood’.
She writes romantic comedic mysteries, romantic YA time travel and New Adult romance.
Her book The Story of You and Me was a Quarterfinalist in the Amazon Breakout Novel Award (ABNA) 2014 in Romance.
Cupcakes, Pies, and Hot Guys was a Quarterfinalist in ABNA 2013 in Mystery .
She’s addicted to TV shows — The Voice and Reign. The movies Love Actually and The Bourne trilogy (with Matt Damon — not that other actor guy,) make her cry ever time she watches them. (Like — a thousand.)
When she’s not writing Pamela’s also a chiropractor and cat wrangler. She loves reading, the beach, working out, movies, TV, animals, her family and friends. She lives in Venice, California with her fur-babies.
She likes her coffee strong, her cabernet hearty, her chocolate dark, her foods non-GMO and she lives for a good giggle.
She writes romantic comedic mysteries, romantic YA time travel and New Adult romance.
Her book The Story of You and Me was a Quarterfinalist in the Amazon Breakout Novel Award (ABNA) 2014 in Romance.
Cupcakes, Pies, and Hot Guys was a Quarterfinalist in ABNA 2013 in Mystery .
She’s addicted to TV shows — The Voice and Reign. The movies Love Actually and The Bourne trilogy (with Matt Damon — not that other actor guy,) make her cry ever time she watches them. (Like — a thousand.)
When she’s not writing Pamela’s also a chiropractor and cat wrangler. She loves reading, the beach, working out, movies, TV, animals, her family and friends. She lives in Venice, California with her fur-babies.
She likes her coffee strong, her cabernet hearty, her chocolate dark, her foods non-GMO and she lives for a good giggle.
Giveaway:
Tour-wide giveaway (INTL)
20$ Amazon Gift Card
3x eBook copy of Part-Time Princess
2x eBook copy of The Messenge
2x eBook copy of The Story of You and Me
3x eBook copy of Part-Time Princess
2x eBook copy of The Messenge
2x eBook copy of The Story of You and Me
Haha awesome post! I don't know how celebs deal with the Paparazzi, really. And people complaining about everything you do/dont do! Nope, I have no patience for being a princess lol!!
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